Posts belonging to Category 'Humor'

Colbert on Beck’s Vatican visit

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One-Liners

“Big foot is blurry… that’s the problem!” (Mitch Hedberg) “It would be funny if, while performing an abortion, someone yelled ‘abort! abort!’” (Dan Mintz) “I have nothing to declare except my genius.” (Oscar Wilde, upon arriving at US customs 1882 “Race is just a pigment of the imagination” (Glen Highland) “If all those sweet young [...]

Coach (Cheers) Sings

Here’s one of the best openings ever written for a TV show: embedded by Embedded VideoYouTube Direktcoach Sphere: Related Content

Bad Parrot

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s’ mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and [...]

Talking Dog For Sale

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice [...]

A Flat can be fun

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life [...]

An elderly gentleman…..

An elderly gentleman…..

Goo! Goo! Goo!

One of a series of commercials for the Cadbury chocolate eggs. embedded by Embedded VideoYouTube Direktegg Sphere: Related Content

2 Yutes

From My Cousin Vinny, this scene displays language differences between North and South embedded by Embedded VideoYouTube Direkt2 Yutes Sphere: Related Content