Posts belonging to Category 'Animals'

Bad Parrot

November 25, 2009   |   Posted by GrumpDaddy

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s’ mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and [...]

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Talking Dog For Sale

November 20, 2009   |   Posted by GrumpDaddy

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice [...]

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