Posts belonging to Category 'Humor'

Well, now you know

Television sitcom writers often handle profound topics with succinct scenes. Here’s one that covers the aging topic nicely: embedded by Embedded VideoYouTube DirektMiddle Sphere: Related Content

I gave up …

“I gave up smoking, women and drinkin’ last night,” the singer shouts, “and it was the worst 15 minutes of mah life!”

Perks of being old

Kidnappers are not very interested in you. In a hostage situation,you are likely to be released first. No one expects you to run –anywhere. People call at 9 PM and ask, ‘Did I wake you?’ People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. Things you buy [...]

A guy walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.” Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, [...]